there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time