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iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

(via dutchster)

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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(Source: saddestblogger, via dutchster)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via dutchster)